Saturday, September 29, 2007

it's over

It's over!!! But no one cares!!! Because no one is probably reading this!!! Hahaha!!!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

ice cubes

We have faced a problem. Our country is now flooded from the melted ice cubes. We are all just so devastated.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

hahahaha (maniacal laughter)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [evil, maniaclal, laughter]. We have used insane mind power to change all the inhabitants of Asaik and Filerk into giant ice cubes. They will now all melt in the sun. Then we will have no trouble at all. Ahahahahaha!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

the true enemy

Terrible news. It turns out that Filerk, the enemy country, is actually just a decoy. Asaik, another country, was actually just using them. They had Filerk attack, then let us win, and while we were assuming that we were in complete safety, they would attack. Unfortunately for us, their plan worked. Last night, after we were all asleep, tired from celebrating, they attacked, creating complete chaos among us. We are now in a very large battle, and for some reason, our mind power isn't working. There have been 112 casualties and 79 deaths in the last hour alone!!! But I think we may just get a miracle...

Friday, August 24, 2007

mind control

We have complete mind control. We have forced the enemy to surrender and admit that war is useless. We are very non-violent.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

the plan

Ok,
We have decided to end this peacefully, but the enemy is a war-loving country, unlike us.we sent a truce over to the enemy, hoping that they will accept it. If not, who knows what horrors await us. A real war could break out, or they could simply destroy us forever. But, we do have very high-tech military tactics. We do not se violence as much as we do mindpower. we can manipulate them to do things, such as leave us alone.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

well hi there

Well hidelyho!!!
I see you have come upon my blog...
I am the prime minister of a strange but magnificent land called Mattengia. It is a wonderful place and is involved in many amazing adventures.
Today, an enemy country came and set fire to our biggest corn producing village. all the crop is gone. Luckily, no one was killed. The parliament and I are trying to come up with a solution. Tomorrow a meeting will be held and we will decide what to do with ourselves. So far, we have sent a message to the other country's (Filerk) leader, whose name no one knows.